A sixth grade classroom in the late afternoon. A teacher is sitting with a small group of students who are working on math problems.Student: Uh, teacher. I have something to tell you.
Teacher: About math?
Student: No, not about math.
Teacher: What's up? (The teacher says this with a look of curiosity).
Student: Well, you know that foot you gave us for "Stomp Out Tardies" week?
Teacher: Yes. What about it?
Student: Well, I kinda swallowed it. I was chewing on it, and then I just swallowed it. It got stuck, but then I had water and felt better.
Teacher: You what?!? You'd better hope that comes out the other end!
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