I have an irrational fear of airplanes and more specifically, the toilets. Yes, I have flown to Hawaii, Mexico, Peru, and Florida, but not once I have used the airplane toilet. They freak me out.
Did I mention I'm flying to Scotland? Did I mention the flight from JFK leaves at 8 PM and gets to Edinburgh at 8:30 AM? Maybe I can just sleep through the whole thing . . .
Irrational, I know.